Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Monday, January 30, 2012
Squirrels and Anal Sex
Go ahead - see for yourself. This book about outwitting squirrels was labeled "AnalSex." It leads me to ask... exactly why are we outwitting these squirrels?
Outwitting
Squirrels: 101 Cunning Strategems to Reduce Dramatically the Egregious
Misappropriation of Seed from Your Birdfeeder by Squirrels (Paperback)
By Bill Adler
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By Bill Adler
204 used and new from $0.01 Customer Rating:
Customer tags: squirrel control birdfeeder(3), animal stories(2), squirrel(2), birdfeeder(2), squirrels(2), pest(2), sodomy, squirrelcide, conservation, reference, analsex
Sunday, January 29, 2012
Pogo Sex Machine, by LoveBotz - Fuck Stick of the Day
The Pogo Sex Machine, by LoveBotz
In case you can't see it, the woman in the picture is holding a pogo stick. And that pogo stick has an attached dildo.
Am I the only one who thinks this might be two workouts in one? If pogo stick jumping is required in using this dildo, your heart rate will soar in no time. The side benefit (other workout) will be getting that dildo to land in the right hole with every bounce.
There really needs to be a video demonstration for this product. Any takers?
Product Description:
The Pogo Sex Machine is an easy-to-use, versatile device that provides endless possibilities for penetration, with or without a partner! This fuck stick is fully adjustable from the handle to the dildo cradle; it universally accommodates users of any height. It works with any standard vac-u-lock dildo, so you will be able to choose from the wide array of available vac-u-locks to find your perfect pleasure object. To get you started, two different dildos are included: a thick, smooth shaft to fill you up and a nicely tapered one, perfect for anal exploration. This entertaining little number works just like a pogo stick, with an internal spring that uses your own body movement to control the speed and power of the thrusts, making it a complete custom experience for each user. You can receive your cock standing up with the Pogo Stick placed on the floor, lying down with it braced against the wall - your options are limited only by your imagination! Control the action yourself, or let a partner give you a good workout. Best of all, there are no batteries to run out or electrical outlets to hunt for, so you can get right down to business and play for as long as you can take it! Measurements: Pogo Stick: 50.5 inches on total length, Smooth Dildo: 6.75 inch length, 1.73 inch max diameter, Tapered Dildo: 6.5 inch length, 1.56 inch max diameter Color: Pogo is black, included dildos are natural Note: Dildo pictured on Pogo Stick is not included. The 2 dildos in third image are included. Packaging consists of plain brown box.
In case you can't see it, the woman in the picture is holding a pogo stick. And that pogo stick has an attached dildo.
Am I the only one who thinks this might be two workouts in one? If pogo stick jumping is required in using this dildo, your heart rate will soar in no time. The side benefit (other workout) will be getting that dildo to land in the right hole with every bounce.
There really needs to be a video demonstration for this product. Any takers?
Product Description:
The Pogo Sex Machine is an easy-to-use, versatile device that provides endless possibilities for penetration, with or without a partner! This fuck stick is fully adjustable from the handle to the dildo cradle; it universally accommodates users of any height. It works with any standard vac-u-lock dildo, so you will be able to choose from the wide array of available vac-u-locks to find your perfect pleasure object. To get you started, two different dildos are included: a thick, smooth shaft to fill you up and a nicely tapered one, perfect for anal exploration. This entertaining little number works just like a pogo stick, with an internal spring that uses your own body movement to control the speed and power of the thrusts, making it a complete custom experience for each user. You can receive your cock standing up with the Pogo Stick placed on the floor, lying down with it braced against the wall - your options are limited only by your imagination! Control the action yourself, or let a partner give you a good workout. Best of all, there are no batteries to run out or electrical outlets to hunt for, so you can get right down to business and play for as long as you can take it! Measurements: Pogo Stick: 50.5 inches on total length, Smooth Dildo: 6.75 inch length, 1.73 inch max diameter, Tapered Dildo: 6.5 inch length, 1.56 inch max diameter Color: Pogo is black, included dildos are natural Note: Dildo pictured on Pogo Stick is not included. The 2 dildos in third image are included. Packaging consists of plain brown box.
Saturday, January 28, 2012
Sexflesh Hermaphrodite Combo Stroker - FINALLY!
If you're anything like me, you've spent countless nights (and possibly days) wondering: when will there finally be a combo stroker? One made to feel like real flesh? One that has both male and female fake sex organs? One that understands me...
Well, wonder no more. Our day has arrived. Here it is: The Sexflesh Hermaphrodite Combo Stroker.
Sexflesh Hermaphrodite Combo Stroker (Health and Beauty) newly tagged "adult toys
From the people who brought us:
Well, wonder no more. Our day has arrived. Here it is: The Sexflesh Hermaphrodite Combo Stroker.
Sexflesh Hermaphrodite Combo Stroker (Health and Beauty) newly tagged "adult toys
- Sexflesh Hermaphrodite Combo Stroker (Health and Beauty)
By Sexflesh
Product Features
- Durable with a realistic feel
- Soft & sensual for optimal pleasure
- Easy to use and clean
- Safe to use with lubricant
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Wild, Wicked & Wanton
From Amazon Best Selling author, Tawny Taylor, a special collection. Get three of Tawny's best selling books for a great price! You get: Wild Knights (erotic shapeshifter menage a trois) Wicked Knights (erotic shapeshifter menage a trois) Wanton Knights (erotic paranormal menage a trois)
Friday, January 27, 2012
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